Top 10 Things I Learned On Vacation In NYC

10. Grand Central Station is “like Grand Central Station.”

 9. There is no such thing as “a good pair of shoes to walk around in” for me and my wonky feet.

 8. He wasn’t looking for a hand-out, he was looking for a hand-up. He’d even take fruit… but don’t give him fruit.

7. Standing in line and/or waiting around is a large part of “having fun.”

6. Mark Teixeia is a baseball god. But, I miss the old stadium…

5. The Laws Of My Life dictate that when given Letterman tickets it will be for the one taping of the week where he says nothing interesting or controversial.

4. One of the best things I did all week was stand “in a doorway, trying to make some sense…”

3. Coney Island is in desperate need of saving. Please, Someone!

2. Uma is supposedly a “giant bitch” and likes to stand in theme restaurant gift shops and scream into her phone.

1. I hate people. Especially in large, determined groups in mid-town. Pedestrian Mall in Times Square? Bad idea… Bad idea.